You may be asking yourself “What is fire?” If you’re asking that, it’s because you’re an idiot. You’re probably also asking “What am the sky?” and “How does eat food?” Even cavemen knew what fire was, you dumbass.

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—	Simmons, Where There’s Smoke… (via humdrumvee)

RvB

Sarge: Donut, you're firing out of turn.
Donut: I thought I went after Simmons!
Sarge: No, we go in line... It goes you, then me, then Simmons, then back down to me, then you, then me, then me, then Simmons, then me, then me, then Simmons, me, me, Simmons, you, me, me, me, Simmons, you, me, then me again... Makes perfect sense!
Simmons: But doesn't that mean you go twice as much? Or, ten times as much?
Sarge: This is the best game since GrifBall!!!